theyellowbrickroad:

i never understand perfume commercials theyre so sexual and confusing

hemsworth family reunions

liam: hey
chris: hey
liam: how's your multi-million dollar franchise doing
chris: oh it's great how about yours
liam: it's good hey wanna go swim in our pool of money
chris: sure

How roll call will go in the future:

Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say "here" when I call your name
Teacher: Albus
Albus: Here!
Teacher: Doctor
Doctor: Oh, yes, uhm, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something
Teacher: Uhm... okay? Hermione
Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all summer and-
Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then. Primrose
Primrose: Here
Random girl in the back of the class: I VOLUNTEER!!
Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today, as well. Welcome.
Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes!! Here, Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!!
Brunette boy: Oh you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!
Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down!
Teacher: Kurt
Kurt: Right here, miss!
Bowtie boy: You're the most intesresting boy in all Ohio.
Teacher: And there you are Blaine.
Teacher: Rory
Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
Teacher: Hm...Sher..lock? Odd name.
Sherlock: Here. Leaving. Dull.
Teacher: Get back in here!
John: Oh, sod it. Sherlock come back.
Sherlock: Not good?
Teacher: Right, you're John, then.
Jim: Hello, boys.
Teacher: Oh, you're new.
Jim: Jim Moriarty, hi! Fail me and I'll burn you.
Teacher: ....oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.
Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!

Anonymous asked: Hey I have an idea for a gif but I can’t make them but I think it would be cool if you made a gif of katniss volunteering in reverse with words saying i dont volunteer for like responses and stuff.

completemadman:

peenisseverlark:

That sounds nifty, I don’t know how to do reversal gifs however so I’m gonna leave that to my supremely talented friends who graphic like they were born to graphic.

idk